Kansas City, that’s like in Kansas, right?” I ask. “Missouri,” Frank and Dad both correct.

You should really relax your shoulders more. You look better with a neck.

Lenny London: In case you’re wondering, running is like driving only there’s more sweating and less sitting. I don’t recommend trying it if you haven’t already.

He said if I was good enough to throw a perfect game, I’d be good enough to date his daughter.

If you love someone, even the best one-night stand isn’t going to erase that.

Pressure is just that – pressure. It’s all in your head. It has nothing to do with what you can or can’t do.

I didn’t think it was possible to lose IQ points from reading, but I’m positive I just did.

Are you texting a boy?"“No,” I said, “a boy is texting me.

I don’t feel like a whole person anymore. Something is missing and I’m afraid I can’t ever get it back.

Shit!"Holly said when our eyes fell on her bra lying at our feet. I snatched it from the ground, trying to stuff it in my pocket, but Dad was already inside the room, looking us over carefully, eyes scanning us head to toe, pausing at the bra dangling from my left hand. "Are you going to wear that?" He asked me. Holly started laughing right before me and then neither of us could stop.